I haven't had a dream this weird in quite a while and I'm the kind of person that used to have extremely vivid dreams all the time when I was younger (I used to dream about being trapped in the Lake Superior Zoo being chased by zombies...and that was when I was 7).

 

Now that I think about it, most of my vivid  'dreams' were more like nightmares (maybe I'll tell you about the vampires sometime lol)

 

But this one tops the 'weird dream cake'.

 

Wednesday night/early thursday morning:

 

Well, around one am  I caught the repeat of the Jay Leno with Gerard Butler on it (missed it the first time, i was very angry). It's that event that I'm blaming for this dream.

 

First part of the dream (scenes changed rapidly):

 

Me and Gerard Butler, in a space station orbiting earth. A very small space station with one room and gravity with drawers filled with clothing lining the walls, and yet, there's me yelling that I have nothing to wear and stripping ot my underwear. My memory get's fuzzy here but I believe I'm freaking out and that makes Gerry really really sad so I give him a hug and we cuddle. And you know when you have a dream that feels very very real? Well, that part of it did.

 

Change of scene to an underground cavern with these little midget alien people trying to push me through an obstacle course against another unknown woman. And man was this course HARD. Climbing on ceilings, dodging ceiling fans (I think one of my fingers may have been cut off at one point) and jumping over a large pit with tiny stepping stones and a black abyss below. Then I was stuck swinging on a rope for a bit. And what were we competing for? Gerry.

 

Change of scene to my living room, where once again myself and the unknown woman are swinging along the ceiling dodging ceiling fans.

 

Back to the space station one last time, and one kiss, then I wake up.

 

...I wanted to go back to sleep.

 

That is by far the oddest dream I have ever had.

 

Except for maybe the vampires. But that's another story for another time